進行英語演講,是一個很好的鍛煉自己的機會,英語演講不僅能鍛煉自己的口語能力,還能鍛煉自己的臨場應變能力。英語演講是一個很有意義的活動,也是一個娛樂性的課外活動。下面小編介紹一篇初中生幽默英語演講稿范文。

Love Your Mother

愛你的母親

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

你為什么哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

因為我是女人,她告訴他.

"I don't understand," he said.

我不明白.他回答

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

媽媽擁抱了他說,"你永遠也不會明白,但沒關系..."

Later the little boy asked his father,

"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

后來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

"所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣",這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

The little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,

他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?"

GOD answered......

上帝回答:

"When I made woman,

I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

"當我創造女人的時候,

我決定把她造的很特別,

我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是,

卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人...

I gave her the inner strength

to endure childbirth

and the rejection

that many times will come

even from her own children.

我給她內在的力量去忍受生產的劇痛,

也讓她有勇氣承受無數的傷害,

甚至這些傷害有時會來自于自己的孩子...